Thursday, May 22, 2008

A #1 clipper, please

I look like a chenille sweater. I was groomed at UrbanDog, enjoying a hydromassage bath, shampoo, conditioner, brush out, and hand blow dry with a "puppy cut." My staff has the good sense not to impose the ridiculous traditional Bichon-fro.

My report card says I was "a suspiciously perfect dog." I'm pleading the 5th. Well, I would if I were an American dog.

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